May 2012
Dad: “We have to find Kirti a husband like Jeremy Renner.”
Mom: “Who played Natasha Ramanathan?”
Me: “How did you get to Ramanathan from Romanoff?”
My parents really enjoyed themselves.
As for me, my response was
“NOARNGVSIDJNVGSDILVNSDAMV OMG THAT WAS FREAKING EPIC.”
I AM PROUD OF YOU, INDIAN. :)
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I’d really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are “Thor in the morning”.
Clint: I never miss…ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don’t call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I’m Tony Stark.
Loki: Kneel.
Phil: I watched you while you were sleeping.Hi, I’m Tony Stark. Sound about right.
